Mikki Hommel - Douche lyrics

[Verse 1] I was hoping you'd ask me to play I was hoping you'd look at me that way You got that hat I like, it fits you just right Now you wonder why I don't stay [Chorus] 'Cause I want a man (man) And you're a douche I want something I can reuse You are simply for one-time use [Verse 2] Why you being so damn nice? Where's your girl? Is she out for the night? Maybe she's had too much gin Or you were hoping I'd fill in Well that sounds tempting But I gotta go [Chorus] 'Cause I want a man (man) And you're a douche I want something I can reuse You are simply for one-time use [Bridge] I'm not gonna lie You're good at the game you play I'm onto you, you're cute and shy An impossible, decent guy The more I look you in the eye The more I begin to realize [Chorus] That I want a man And you're a douche, oh yeah I want a man (man) And you're a douche, oh I want a man, mmm (man) You're a douche [Outro] Why don't you walk on over to Duane Reade And stand next to the product labeled Summer's Eve? 'Cause you're a douche