[Verse 1: Cal] Let me inject a little knowledge in And tell the people out there how I got my collage in It took a while, yeah, to get through this But I love this college sh** like Gaga loves Judas From the minute that I showed up I kept the drinks flowin' and the rest rolled up Now I am sittin' here wishin' time had slowed up Cause it seems this Rugrat is finally All Grow'd Up No Way I had only just arrived Time to figure out how Im'a turn these four years into five Huntin' for biddies, yeah you know I mack around Never thinkin' for a second that I'd rock a cap and gown, yeah Cause this journey is something I ain't never planned I'll be k**in' hooks I am never leavin' Neverland Wave goodbye to all the ladies that I left here sh** I'm short a cla**? f** it, see ya next year- [Hook] So instead of growin' up, we just throw down And I never knew how much I would miss this town Like, never never grow, never never never grow Never never grow up And I don't know where, I can't say when But I know it won't be long til we at it again Singin', never never grow, never never never grow I'll never never grow up, not me [Verse 2: Loggy] Bell rings Get yo degrees is what that means But what the hell man I thought that it was summertime I'm seein' people jump in line Signing up for cla**es while I'm asking for another lime Cause my Corona's gettin' lonely And I'm just hangin' loose, no job interviews Cause I spend my afternoons skinny dipping in the fountain of youth, c'mon And I keep hearin' are you ready for the real life? Audition for the Real World that'd be real nice Tellin' it tellin' it, even when I'm always spellin' it Ain't no J-O-B for me they got me yellin' it I'm sorry, I'm not enjoyin' the majority Yeah, cause stayin' young is meaning more to me Knew so many girls I could've started a sorority But I'mma go explorin' cause this college sh** is boring me! [Hook] [Verse 2: Mike Stud] Look, backwards hat went to cla** when I had to Walked in and they're like, “Who the f** is that dude?” Lame-a** teachers always tried to give me ha**le Cause they didn't get play in college like Matt Ca**el Look at me teach, I'm gettin' the last laugh Got the diploma and I'm takin' over frat rap Yeah, But really though, the weekends only got better Couldn't wait for Friday, hi Rebecca Athletics were dope, but I wanted fun too So I was the drunk dude, sittin' in the lunch room Drinkin' coke, with just a couple of shots in it Tryin' not to be obvious, but was the opposite f** it though, I guess I never want to leave Ferris Bueller, I got something clever up my sleeve I said peace to Duke and then became a rapper Hit up Georgetown, to cop a f**in' Master's (Chorus) Show em how we do this sh** scotched up No I'm never growin' up