Mike Stud - Even Steven lyrics

[Intro] Why do white people sorta throw shade at each other? Um, probably if I had to sum it up in my view It's ‘cause there's only so many spots What's wrong, Steven? I'm sensing some weird energy from you [Verse 1] Nolan Ryan, first team, what the f** is happening I'm pretty sure that I'm the only All American Got the whole game screaming “Hoodie stop talking” ‘Cause underneath, you'd rather be Pippi Longstocking And it's ironic that you say I got the little league fans Bro your shows, I swear they look just like a middle school dance Just face it, if you can't see that get LASIK Don't think you're gonna make it Everything you said is baseless, you're basic I bet that's why more than one half of your fan base still has braces ‘Cause I haven't seen so many 12 year olds come out the woodwork since Sandusky's basement Man this Twitter sh** is getting absurd I can't believe you turned my timeline into revenge of the nerds Steven, you a jacka** like Wee Man Running from all of your demons Always been the odd kid out, that's tryna get even But you peaking, homie it's mine If you don't know now, then you know it in time You don't know your facts like coke in the trash Most of your track was throwaway lines (What do you get when you guzzle down cum?) Hoodie Allen's voice when he's singing a song Oompa loompa doopity doo If I saw you in public then what would you do? (nothing) (Steven, you are being an a**hole) Making rape jokes, that's cla**y If you ain't know just ask me Not sure if you followed the story at Duke But the ones who were raped weren't athletes And you said the only full ride I get is if I hop on your dick But bro it's public knowledge, I had a full scholarship [Interlude] I mean the amount of irony here is pure comedy You worked for Google, just google this stuff next time I mean it's flat out inaccurate (He's always taken things too seriously) [Verse 2] Let me get this straight Are you tryna say that I'm stupid? I graduated from Duke Which is ranked the same as the school that you in That's UPenn, now that's stupid (Oh man, Steve you're better than that) When you diss track, you better spit facts when you going at me See I don't understand why you're bringing up age When, bro you are older than me And it seems pretty clear that I struck a nerve Calling me a creep, but you're named yourself after a f**ing perv [Interlude] I guess you were just never cut out for Google I mean take ten minutes out of your day Do a little background check before you pull the trigger On a named based off Woody Allen It's just a horse sh** read (It's just skin, Steven) [Verse 3] Are you really tryna say that I still live at home? It's pretty clear that there's a lot you didn't know And all this really taught me is that you're a f**ing amateur You talking ‘bout my mom, but bro your dad's your f**ing manager ‘Bout to fly by like a speeding car You're not a star You look like you should work at a Genius bar You're a dork And honestly, I really liked your song to me It s**s that you can't sing at all ‘Cause you look like you belong on Glee Don't test me, you f**ing around with the wrong athlete So take that backseat You belong in Silicon Valley ‘Cause clearly you still got a thing for computers You've tweeted 145,000 times (loser) [Interlude] You know Steve, you only live once man Stop staring at your f**ing twitter Go outside, I know you don't turn up But why don't you go have a f**ing picnic or something [Verse 4] Okay sports reference, short reference Maybe you shoud try another search engine Google, Bing, Yahoo, Ask Jeeves, it's really your preference And I really don't get this, you're reckless You hit me up like two weeks ago Saying “yo Mike I f** with your message” You're a nitwit, and a hypocrite And I'm sick of it, you got no friends You could go to the World Cup and still have no one to kick it with You're ridiculous, and all you do is call your fans ‘Cause when you call your friends, all you get is crickets b**h [Outro] This is where the healing begins (First unheard message) Hi Mike, it's your mother I had the Geek Squad over here earlier I guess one of the guys who came here, Hoodie, Steven I don't even know his name He's upstairs sniffing through your clothes He's putting your jockstrap on his head He's acting like a nutcase This guys seems really obsessive He found your yearbook He's rifling through it, I'm a little nervous He was even asking for baby pictures I think he wants to see your ding-a-ling