Mike Stud - College Humor Pt. II lyrics

[Verse 1] Look I found Julie and I f**ed her I broke the rubber so I went across the hall and stole one from her brother I put her a** to sleep then I went and found her mother Didn't hit it, but I got a couple kisses and her number Man, I'm really just a douchebag And if you've been listening from the beginning, you should've f**ing knew that It's Mike Stud Homie Are you sick of me? I'm winning Only thing I've ever lost is my dignity Giggity, I'm sick in the head, give me a remedy I get a lot of brain, every night is an epiphany I'm young and gettin it, music was a good call White boy k**in it, b**h I'm Johnny Football Kickoff, it's game time, now they all listening I'm tired but I'm still the f**in man like Michelin No sleep, I'd rather sip and get buzzed And just mellow out like a f**ing Knicks sub, yessuh [Hook] I'm telling all the girls the same thing I'm telling all the girls I love them But I don't really mean a damn thing I just wanna go home and f** them So I I'm just tryna have fun [3x] Sorry girl, I'm just tryna have fun [Verse 2] Look I'm hungover as f**, just yakked on the plane ride Wrote a couple songs on the way just to save time I got a busy day I didn't fly Southwest, but I guarantee your b**h is tryna get away Treat it like a job so I gotta hit up Happy Hour Taking shots to the face like I'm Pacquiao Happy now? Just went back to Georgetown, and all these hoes were tryna kick it like it's fourth down I ain't mad about it, f** a cap and gown I'm the type of dude to say whatever regardless how bad it sounds And man I'm really just a cool guy, with a weird stage name and a crude mind And in due time Brett got his peepee off the web so that's that But I guarantee that motherf**er's got a SnapChat And this is favorite actor poke, no Facebook If you don't know Athletic D, you need to learn the playbook [Hook]