Mike Kumagai - Bong Tokin' Rap Stars lyrics

[Intro] Yah… Yah… Gettin' baked… Every day… [Verse 1: Young Korgy] Every day a different strain, Silver Surfer, Purple Haze All you gotta do is check my eyes and you can tell I'm hella blazed Amazing Grace, sticky dank, got me in a hazy daze Raising hell with Dank Vader, bongs as long as light sabers Hit it ‘til you hear it pop, clear that chamber, every drop Fill you lungs with pot smoke, let it out, take another toke Stoner soldiers on a roll, f** that joint, we packing bowls Smoking ‘til the sunrise, I got them chinky, bloody eyes Bong toking rap stars, fishbowl that whole booth Smoke thick, La Brea tar, crank the music and let it boom Zoning out, head bobbing, cottonmouth, yuck mouth Need some brew to wash it out, f**, I'ma pa** out! Wake up, pack another bowl, start that ro-ro over Slow-mo tokers, yeah, we stoned as boulders Who's the lighter kyper? Who's holding? Quit camping on that bowl though And pa** it over bro-bro! [Hook: Young Korgy] Astronomically high, so high we talking stars Bong toking rap stars, f** Wayne, we claiming Mars This stoner clique, we smoking kief We holding hits, we burning trees Stoners for life and if we bleed, it's gon' be green Pack another rip, hit it quick, and reload the bowl Put some ice in the chamber, make it nice and cold f** around, we hella baked, record us taking bong tokes [Verse 2: J.HiZZ] Hey, hey, you're on! Dude... No, I'm not ready I'm chilling in my boxers in a zombified state Burping up kettle chips that were toasted and glazed In this barbecue sauce that will make your mind race Downing Dr. Pepper cans, tipping ash trays In order to spray a spritz just to freshen the air I'll be god damned 'fore I get out of this chair Yo, bong toking rap stars, minus that part about rap stars Every time I rap hard, I force it out and make rap sharts That part was so dope, all the loadies pa**ed it If toking gets you high then I was raptured by that last hit I'm psyched out like La**ie, come on son you know this sh**ting is euphoric and I'm jonesin' for that next piss sh**, now I want a fur coat I'd heist my local d**tore for some Skittles or some chips though I want some Funyuns, anything will do bro But we should uh, like order pizza or something, you know? [Hook]