Mike Jaxx - Drunk Right Now (Music Video) lyrics

Intro I must of fixed my nuts in the funniest way possible Like I was kike, nah I was sittin there like, (stretching noise) But man I had got Pilot Talk & sh** and like turned that sh** on And f**ing audio dope came on, You the one like "Spitta get this whole sh** jumpin like" That sh** was cold as f** to me, I started freestyling tho That sh** came out dope as hell [Verse 1] Grade'll get this whole sh** jukin like Half Backs when middle linebackers tryin to collide Who am I? The newest guy that'll move inside a loser mind & make his a** dope like me, he might be? A lil slow at first, but I'm finna get your mind right Cause I'm building an army like that ginger b**h in Twilight And dont go judging me because I seen that Cause i was with a chick and afterwards I got some mean cap Leaned back & received that right there in a theater Pen & Teller calling out bullsh** I been the better man, a n***a never ran Unless i missed the ice cream truck wit money in my hand (f** I wanted a Chaco Taco) Sticking to the plan, but running kinda late though So I'mma cut some corners & hop in a n***a joe Pop up in this blogging b**h face like "Hi, my name its Grade" I'm dope so post my mixtape before you get raped [Hook] Cause a n***a broke as f** right now But I really dont care Cause I'm headed where I'm going (going) You gon see me there Cause I'm drunk so I don't give a f** I don't give a f** why because I'm drunk right now I don't give a f** why because I'm drunk I don't give a f** why because I'm drunk right now Right now, right now [Verse 2] Im from the MurderWoods, where girls started bustin down in 6th grade n***as pride theyself up on their hooping or they pimp game I s**ed at both, came along in the latter though But I ain't dunking sh** unless I get to use a ladder bro I'm 5'9" but when I rhyme i shine Hard enough to leave yo muthaf**in eyes blind So buy shades & buy Grade's tickets to shows Come & kick it where we spitting the sickest of flows The pretenders should know, that they shouldn't attend My time done started when they told me it wouldn't begin Now they lookin at him & throwing phony smiles Same reason Grade A be dickin down they Tony Childs And all they girlfriends, pimping till the world ends Lyn, Mya and Joan's trying to get on a real man And I be he, living and in the fleash Dick her down drop her off, what I'm finna get into next I ain't sue about it, probably kick it and play some infamous Sippin this potion twice as potent as your liquor is 190 proof, a shot of Everclear a pint of juice Drunker than a muthaf**a what you trying to do? [Hook]