Mike Irish - French Toast lyrics

Hey, Khary! C'mon in man, close the door. Is it locked? Good. That sounded like I was gonna f** you, but listen man. My weekend was nuts, man! So listen, after the dodgeball game, my wife and I, we went to IHOP! Yeah! And we ordered some French Toast! Crazy right, huh!? That sh** was stuffed! God damn, it was stuffed! Any-who, I'm so unhappy on the inside What did you do this weekend man? Word around the office is that you and the new intern have been really friendly lately... So tell me something. Have you been uh... dipping the pen in the company ink? Have you been uh... you know, putting the paper in the copy machine? Have you been uh, you know, throwing the stapler in the--Look are you f**ing the intern? Please tell me! Please, I'm dyin' to know! I'm dyin' on the inside! Please, I want to live vicariously man! Please tell me! Aww, please Khary let me know. Let me know, let me know. Okay, okay man, I see you. Get out of my office. *burp* Sorry. God damn, f**ing [?]