Mike Irish - Ambidextrous lyrics

[Verse 1: Khary] I be fresh to d**h You be dressed to get sh**ted on She think that I'm Mr. Right but I think I'm committed wrong Girl look like Aaliyah, but she one of million Y'all keep it 100 I'm 1000 like a kiloton Just look at my daddy if you wanna know who I get it from Just look at my mommy if you wanna know how I get it done Yusuke Urameshi, you are messing with my spirit gun Just look at my feet if you concerned with how my city's run Size nine and a half on your a** Keep a shoe box for the stash Many more fish in the sea Gotta keep a line for the ba** Y‘all wait in line for the cla** Me, I just get it I ain't in the hall with a pa** I just count money, call it math Don't f** with you, call it science f** a bad b**h, call it gym We gon‘ run them laps Y‘all go on a date, but 1 am is when she f** with me You be saving hoes and yo‘ squad look like the Justice League I don't really fight, but if you bucking then we knuckling You a struggle rapper You should rap more than you struggling [Chorus: Khary] I'm ambidextrous, yeah I can make it work, yeah I can use my right I can use my f**ing left I don't need no f**ing help, yeah I'm ambidextrous, yeah I can make it work, yeah I can use my right I can use my f**ing left I don't need no f**ing help, yeah, yeah Switch it, switch it Uh yeah, now switch it, switch it Uh yeah, now switch it, switch it Uh yeah, now switch it, switch it Uh yeah, (I'm ambidextrous) now switch it, switch it Uh yeah, (I'm ambidextrous) now switch it, switch it Uh yeah, (I'm ambidextrous) now switch it, switch it Uh yeah, (I'm ambidextrous) now switch it, switch it Uh yeah [Verse 2: Khary] I got two hands so I can make it work Call me captain yellow coat Put an ocean in her skirt I'm a pirate because I get everything that I deserve And if I don't, I f**ing take it like Winona Ryder's purse Uh, she think I be cheating, I just get my Tom Brady on Aside from all yo‘ a** injections what do you got going on? I don't want degrees Gimme cheese yeah that provolone You don't wanna f** with me like I'm Macaulay, Home Alone Security better let my homies in How I mop up y'all? Y'all custodians Kenan and Kel, damn, here we go again This is not CatDog, Nickelodeon Stop putting p**y on a podium I mean you p**y, I‘m a podium Swim team‘s not a gang, a consortium When I open up shop an Emporium I don't f** with basic n***as They don't bleed but PMS Okay, I f**ed some basic b**hes All they need is PBS She having s** with me, but I feel like she still be watching Sesame She moved my hand away and then she said to me… [Chorus: Khary] I'm ambidextrous, yeah I can make it work, yeah I can use my right I can use my f**ing left I don't need no f**ing help, yeah I'm ambidextrous, yeah I can make it work, yeah I can use my right I can use my f**ing left I don't need no f**ing help, yeah, yeah Switch it, switch it Uh yeah, now switch it, switch it Uh yeah, now switch it, switch it Uh yeah, now switch it, switch it Uh yeah, (I'm ambidextrous) now switch it, switch it Uh yeah, (I'm ambidextrous) now switch it, switch it Uh yeah, (I'm ambidextrous) now switch it, switch it Uh yeah, (I'm ambidextrous) now switch it, switch it Uh yeah [Sample: Jay Z] n***as fantasize about the sh** that I do daily Like these rappers rap about all the sh** that I do really, really n***as fantasize about the sh** that I do daily Like these rappers rap about all the sh** that I do really [Verse 3: Khary] Who this n***a from Rhode Island? Come through and just k** the city you reside in I don't gotta flex or resort to the violence The Ocean State great don't make me bring the tide in This is not for the low low This for the mo mo n***a pay me everything you owe owe You a so-so rapper I do it first and you do it after I did it on my own Thinking I need you n***as Now I just see the figures Now I can see my ego Might have to make it bigger Might have to crop the picture Everybody photobombing Where was you when I was eating all that ramen? Signing titties, I don't need ya co-signing I let me remind ‘em I'm ambidextrous