Mike G - Thatn***aTajSpeaks lyrics

'Fore we go in there I feel obligated, I gotta tell you Like, heh, if you can control it like Don't say anything dumb, or do anything dumb around Mike G Cause he, he'll probably smack the sh** out of you (What'chu mean he gon' smack me?) Like he'll smack... his hand is gon' meet your face Real fast as f**, like he's gon' slap you (Seriously? I doubt it) Yeah yeah (No I doubt it) Aight, no? Heh, okay~! (He's not gon' smack me) Okay... (I don't think like, no) You don't know Mike G (Well whatever) That's why you sayin that Cause you don't know Mike G (Whatever!) Aight Okay, ay [Enters the studio] Ayy whattup y'all? This umm, Nicole This my girlfriend Nicole Nicole, Mike G - Mike G, Nicole Wha**up? (Hi!) You know Justin right? She know me (Yeah I know that b**h) b**h? No names Wrong skit HAND! [pounds fist] But umm, heh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom y'know? (I don't need to know that!) I'm just tellin n***az So when I leave the room, they know where I'm goin (Okay but I'm telling you that's just) {AY AY AY, AY!} (So... Justin) Man don't talk to me I thought I was a b**h, I thought I was a b**h! (How you been? How you been?) Don't talk to me I thought I was b**h (Okay, well whatever, anyway) (Sup Mike G, sup? Where you get your hair done at?) (Man those curls would look nice on my girlfriend Shontell) [Odd Future guys laughing] The f** you say? [LOUD SLAPPING SOUNDS] (Oh! I know you did not just smack...) (Oh, oh my God Taj, Tajjy come here!) f** that was too fast (No; Taj he just smacked me - you, you) (He just smacked me, you gotta do somethin he just smacked me!) Hey hey hey hey - Mike G, Mike G did you smack her? {Yeah dawg I did} Why'd you smack her? {I mean she deserved that sh** right} (Don't ask him why he smacked me, the point is he smacked me} (You gon' ask him?! Oh hell then you a b**h too) (You a b**h just like Justin, oh hell no...) Mike why you smack her? {Like I said dude, she deserved that sh**} {And if I gonna smack somebody I'm a smack them like...} Girl what the f** I told you, heh See I told you before we got her, she don't be listening I told you before we got her don't say anything dumb to Mike G (I thought you were just playing when you said he was gon' smack me) (I mean you were laughing, I thought you... you know what?) (Oh hell no...) [voice trails off] You just gon' leave? F'real, you f'real you just gon' leave me? C'mon! Look c'mon I... hey wait Mike {yeah} can you find me another girl to f** tonight? {Yeah no doubt dog} Oh, okay! Yeah umm, bye!