Mike E. Clark - What is a Juggalo? lyrics

(samples) [Violent J] What is a juggalo? Let me think for a second Oh, he gets bu*t-naked And then he walks through the streets Winking at the freaks With a two-liter stuck in his bu*t-cheeks [Shaggy 2 Dope] What is a juggalo? He just don't care He might try to put a weave In his nut hair Cuz he could give a f** less What a b**h thinks He tell her that her bu*t stinks And all that [Violent J] What is a juggalo? He drinks like a fish And then he starts huggin people Like a drunk b**h Next thing, he's pickin fights With his best friends Then he starts with the huggin again f**! [Shaggy 2 Dope] What is a juggalo? A f**ing lunatic Somebody with a rope tied to his dick Then he jumps out a ten-story window (wheeeeeeeee) (CRASH) Oh! [Hook (2x)] What is a juggalo? A juggalo That's what it is Well, f**, if I know What is a juggalo? I don't know But I'm down with the clown And I'm down for life, yo Southwest? (we juggalos) Down river? (we juggalos) Jefferson? (we juggalos) f**in everybody (we juggalos) I'm that juggalugga locoroni Get the f** up Get the f** the out of here [Violent J] What is a juggalo? A dead body Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like Anybody that you've ever met before He'll eat monopoly and sh** out connect four [Shaggy 2 Dope] What is a jug- What the f**? Connect four? Man that sh** is whack! [Violent J] Don't worry about my sh** Just rap motherf**er [Shaggy 2 Dope] What is a juggalo? He ain't a b**hboy He'll walk through the hills And beat down a rich boy Walks right in the house When you're having supper And dip his nuts in your soup, gloop! [Violent J] What is a juggalo? Well, he ain't a phoney He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni And watch you sit there And finish up the last bit Cuz your a stupid a** dumb f**in idiot! [Shaggy 2 Dope] What is a juggalo? He's a graduate He graduated from...well At least, he got a job He's not a dumb putz He works for himself scratching his nuts [Violent J] What is a juggalo? A Hulkamaniac He powerbombs motherf**ers into thumbtacks People like him till They find out he's unstable He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table [Hook (1x)] I'm a juggalugga lo Get the f** up Get the f** the out of here I'm a juggalugga lo I figured you wouldn't understand [Hook (2x)] Detroit? (we juggalos) Cleveland? (we juggalos) St. Louis? (we juggalos) Everybody? (we juggalos) (3x) f**in everybody? (we juggalos) Everybody? (we juggalos) What is a juggalo?