Mike E. Clark - The Shaggy Show lyrics

[Announcer:] From Southwest Detroit, deep within Zug Island's industrial Waste depositories, it's Shaggyyyyyyyyyy Tiiiiime! [Shaggy 2 Dope:] Hey! How ya doin down there? I've got mice here! Alright! What up y'all? Welcome to the show I'm Shaggy, like you don't f**in' know This is my sidekick, Fat Pat He goes "Ha ha ha ha", and all of that (That's right!) Anyhow, on my way here I almost died This b**h in front of me was like a hundred and five They worry about drunks, and late night truckers Old a** b**hes try to k** mutherf**ers (Ha ha ha ha) This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more Then she makes a right into my side door This comedy sh**'s gettin old The game is to be sold, not to be told Oh yeah, you can feel the excitment right? SNOOP DOGG is with us tonight That's what I'm sayin On the Shaggy Show, sh** we ain't playin And that ain't it, also on the show Another motherf**er that well, some of you know You see him with me a lot, he's like a brother Violent J's in this motherf**er (I like that kid Violent J) Hey Mike! (What's up?) How ya doin today? (Just great Shags!) That's great, now let's give a hand To Mike E. Clark and the Gangsta Fun Band! We'll be right back with Violent J [Announcer:] (Playa hata:) Do your homies have money? Are you broke? (Yeah.) Do b**hes look at you like some kind of joke? (Straight up!) There's nothing you can do except get your PHD (Playa hata's degree?) That's right! (Aw hell yeah!) Player Haters Academy, located on Wellfarm, in Detroit Offers the finest in player hation tactics (Yeah that's right!) Such as the b**h hater: (Hey man, f** that fine a** b**h!) Or the look shooker: (Yo b**h I might be ugly, at least I ain't got no money!) Or the never ending shooting star: (Just cause he got a car he wanna be drivin' that b**h!) Get your PHD and join a nation of player hation! (Word up!) [Shaggy 2 Dope] Ok, my first guest, he's nutty as hell He just served a half a year in the county jail Now he's back, for now at least Hey Violent J's in this b**h a** piece! [Violent J] What up y'all? (What up?) What's happenin'? It's been six months and my dick ain't havin' it If I don't hurry up and get me some a** I might bust this nut on your TV gla**! Anyway, been workin' on my brand new sh** A brand new group with my homies Twiztid It's called Dark Lotus, should I play some for y'all? Hell naw [Shaggy 2 Dope] Now I been hearin' a little of this and that About you havin' some kind of a panic attack Tell us, uh, is it true? And when you have one, what the f** do you do? [Violent J] Well, I'll be sittin' there enjoyin' a coffee And then all of a sudden, I'm like GET OFF ME! Then I start chokin' out pedestrians Until they give me my shot of calliphilestrian But that's all over now, it's old hat I'm a perfectly normal necrophiliac Just don't test me or pull strings, forget it I might grab your neck and do bad things wit' it! [Shaggy 2 Dope] Well on that note, thank you J (Sure) For real, what's up with poppin' one of those Soloquium pills? Take your a** backstage and relax (I'm straight) Snoop Dogg is comin' up next! Stay right here, we'll be right back! [Workin' Man:] I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact I like my chili so God damn hot That you can cook a hog's a** in a spoonful When a workin' man such as myself wants a little hot fixin', I reach for That bottle of momma's God Damn Hot Chili Smooth tender chunks with chili beans filled with momma's hot ba*tard Bacon bits, and drizzled with just the right amount of thick savory sauce Drippin' with noodle nuggets and Texas tough onions Mmmm mmmm that's hot, God Damn Hot Ask for it by name [Shaggy 2 Dope] Thanks fellas! Alright yo, we're back My next guest pioneered the sound in rap He's come a long way from the LBC Please welcome Snoop D-O-double G! [Snoop Dogg] Look up in the sky, it's a bird it's a plane It's the big dog y'all, f**in' with the Insane Clowns, get down n***a, I represent the town Ay yo Violent J let's go half on this pound I stay gangsta like Vaughn, I dropped a bomb They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm So any MC that disagree with me Step up and watch your muthaf**in' a** meet defeat [Shaggy 2 Dope] Snoop? (What?) Now you got platinum on your walls While other fools stare and, scratch their balls (What?) They wanna be like you, they wanna try to steal your flow Now (What up?) Yo, why is that so? [Snoop Dogg] It's like everywhere I look, and everywhere I go Some b**h a** n***a tryin' to steal my flow But I don't pay 'em no attention Oh, should I mention? I'm all about the money and ridin' in cars with suspension Bouncin', bankin' up corners smokin' dope Smokin that weed, hangin out with my locs and folks Don't give a f** about nothin' at all That's why I'm known to the world as big motherf**in Snoop Dogg n***a [Shaggy 2 Dope] Snoop Dogg everybody! Now we gotta bring a close to the party (Already? What?) Thanks Violent J (Sure) My loc And thanks Snoop for that bag of smoke (Get down) Join us next time for the show We'll have that one b**h from Letters to Cleo (Granny!) That's it for now, I'm out this b**h Ay yo Gangsta Funk, show em how you got rich!