Mike E. Clark - Super Star lyrics

If I had things my way, I wouldn't be a zero Rather be respected like Pierre Ferro Every album I touch 5 mics Id be on MTV with Tommy Lee riding dirt bikes Me and Fred Durst cooking bratwurst At one of Hugh's barbecues with those bunnyskirts I wouldn't need a barricade at my shows Cause it would be nothing but celebrity friends the first 10 rows I'd have a 90 pound s*ut on my arm Who likes like a little skinny dude with a perm But she's a supermodel and she works in Brazil And her daddy plays polo on the isle of [?] I remember when I met her at a party in France I sent her a rose with a note "May I have this dance?" Jugaal- what? I don't even know who they are If I had things my way, I'd be a superstar [Chorus] I'm so famous I'm so sweet I'm so neat I can't be beat Call my [?] one time I'm so fashion, I'm divine I'm so famous I'm so sweet I'm so neat I can't be beat Call my [?] one time I'm so fashion, I'm divine I got a call this morning, Denis Rodman & Carson Daily They want to meet me up for lunch at the [?] And I don't even know them people But we famous, so we consider each other equal Where am I from? Oh yeah, Detroit city I remember that tiny little town, so itty bitty I think I used to have some family there In fact I wonder if - hmm - anyway, Jauque do my hair Sniffing c**aine off of crystal counter top Kissy face, s**ing on her ruby red lollipop Shaggy Who? Watch me clean up the ghetto I sleep on a mattress sprinkled with rose petals Make my music, write my song ill come sing it And when the royalty check comes, better bring it Mr. ma**euse come and rub me down gently Mom, here's the keys, go and wash the Bentley [Interlude] Let me tell you I drove for that guy, I know him. I swear to God. We drove to Las Vegas, he gave everyone of us $1500 a day, just to piss away on the tables. I couldn't believe it. This guy, he had so many women, he had an entourage of at least 30 guys in and off my damn bus all day long. I couldn't believe it. Just every day, it was a new woman. Every day, it was 30 new people, you know? He had gold, he had diamonds, anything you want. I told him about my mortgage on my house: $80,000. I swear to God, true story, this guy gave me $80,000, said, "You don't have to worry about it now, cuz. I couldn't believe it Superstar.... [Chorus] I'm so famous I'm so sweet I'm so neat I can't be beat Call my [?] one time I'm so fashion, I'm divine I'm so famous I'm so sweet I'm so neat I can't be beat Call my [?] one time I'm so fashion, I'm divine I'm like a zerko, I s** my drummer's dick I ain't gay or nothing, I just did it for kicks I play the crazy rock star it helps my rep You should've seen me at the movie premiere with Johnny Depp I love Hollywood parties, I live like a star I'll kiss your a**, even if I don't know who you are I'll jump in your pictures and ill get in your way I'm annoying as f**, I'm like that one kid from Sugar Ray Do I remember Twiztid? of course I do Twisted Sister, They used to play with Motley Crue Oh you mean them rapper kids that were down with me? No, I don't recall, excuse me, security I don't need old friends, I'm way bigger Sorry, my phones ringing, its Tommy Hilfiger Ill see u when I see if I remember who you are After all, your talking with the superstar [Chorus] I'm so famous I'm so sweet I'm so neat I can't be beat Call my [?] one time I'm so fashion, I'm divine I'm so famous I'm so sweet I'm so neat I can't be beat Call my [?] one time I'm so fashion, I'm divine [Outro] [?]