Mike E. Clark - House of Horrors lyrics

"Hey there, do you like excitement?" (yeah) "Do you like suspense?" (uh huh) "Do you like Nell Carter?" (no) "Good cuz you won't find her here, this is the house of horrors And for you it's absolutely free, step right in" (thanks) "Say no more stupid a**, your face says enough" [Violent J] Woboogawoo WAAA!! Welcome to the House of Horrors Were you born in a barn, shut the f**in door You see, damn, cuz I'm about to scare you Blubablubabluba, okay now I dare you Close your eyes, open up your mouth, and count to ten Don't wanna, huh, cuz you know my nuts are going in I'm twisted, I'll cut your finger off, and stick in your bu*t Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and glue it shut This is when I get crazy, lemme show you something Brrrr! You know what that means, it don't mean nothin, haha But it scared you cuz people don't be doing that sh** But me brrr! b**h brrr! I'm all about it (brrrr!!!) Guess what I'm a serial k**er, it's a bad habit I k**ed Tony, Lucky Charms, the silly rabbit, UH! Cut the lights, see that sh**, I'm glowing Alright, I'm done, turn em back, wait, where you going? Welcome to the house of horrors [Hook (4x)] Comes from within me Comes from the house of horrors, eh "Honey, I'm not having a good time" "I know. Come on, this must be the way out." [Shaggy 2 Dope] Hey, what the f**, come here guys, grab a chair Don't mind me drinkin' my beer in my underwear Come on, let's play some Combat, I just got Atari [Violent J] "Hey keep it down in there Shaggs, what the hell?" [Shaggy 2 Dope] Sorry! Look at that sh**! ("what?") You almost got me grounded I'm a have to take your forehead and pound it I'll bend you over and tie you up to a pole And stretch your nuts back and fling em up your bu*thole I'm a phantom, listen to me, ahhhhh That didn't do it? How about this? AHHHH!!!! I'm so scary, they call me Joey Terrifying Did you know that?, "yeah", no you didn't I was lying "I represent Igors I'm yelling in town I'm coming out of southwest WICKED CLOWNS!!!" [Violent J] Bathroom? yeah, it's right there down the hall Don't flush it though, I'll make dinner for you all (mumbles) I'm possessed too Wait a minute, eh, don't leave me yet, hey! Welcome to the House of Horrors [Hook (4x)] "Honey?" "What?" "I'm scared" "I know, sweetie, come on" [Violent J] Jump Steady, Nate the Mack, lemme tell you something With Billy Bill and Rude Boy, what about em, nothing They're my boys, I just had to give em props And together we form the cyclops Hahahahaha look at you, haha, you're a b**h Should I let your a** go? hahahaha, no I'll let your b**h out, but you get the bone Run along sugar tits, he ain't coming home "Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you, b**h"