She was a glamorous Anglo co*ktail waitress Said "What a severe drag This man is half out of whack Why should I have to Mop up his dribble with a rag?" And when she gets back in half an hour She gets stoned and watches opera And well I dream that she aims to be the bloom upon my misery Lose her once I have the means For tiny cards and Vegas queens And when she gets back in half an hour She gets stoned and watches opera Strings? that coax some tears outta her Well, she drinks beer and takes a Tylenol She was open but I failed to use it I failed to use it I failed to use it I failed to use it I failed to use it I failed to use it I failed to use it She gets stoned and watches She gets stoned and watches She gets stoned and watches Opera Opera Opera