Mike David - Untitled Buzzfeed Project lyrics

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Mike David - Untitled Buzzfeed Project lyrics

[Intro] I HATE every f**in' everything AND YOU like almost of f**in' anything AND I make fun of f**in' everything, of everything (I think what i'm trying to say is like) [Hook] ENOUGH We f**ing get it STOP We already heard you! ENOUGH f**ing cram it lady! Shut up, Shut up ENOUGH [Verse 1] Stop it with the articles for clicks It's all sh** It's like my f**ing father with the chips It's false hits Been botherin' a lot of f**ing kids that lost it A holler from the bottom of my ribs, SHUT UP, b*tch! I don't give a f** about a Kony Or who might might be responsible for what they did to Sony I'd call you phony, but non of ya even know me And these Ariana Grande pics are givin' me boney So long homie! Hasta Luego phony! Your pictures' now an equals sign Tell Takai to blow me Meghan baby, I think you could use a Trainor (Trainor) Lisa Lampanelli with the pit of jealous anger We need a tanker, cause Mary Lambert's very overweight DEAR GOD Even if she wanted to she couldn't change Ryan Lewis when will your mom die of f**ing AIDS? That's not a joke she'll one day be inside a f**ing grave! YAY! Why you gotta be so gay? (She really does have aids) [Hook] ENOUGH We f**ing get it STOP We already heard you! ENOUGH f**ing cram it lady! Shut up, Shut up ENOUGH [Verse 2] Lena Dunham f**ed her little sister, it's official She's an animal and none of us'll miss her (Bang) Not just to diss her, but this b**h is a disastrous example Of what can actually happen to a million f**in' fat women Keep on having sandwiches Keep on telling fat b**hes that nothing bad is happenin', yeah that's it! How convenient, it's the media's fault It's not from eating at all, we weren't meant to be small False That's an opinion (pig) you're arguing with science Smash the lies, that's why you can't go on a simple f**in' diet! You haven't tried it! (LIAR) Meanwhile people are dyin'! (LIAR) Meat Sauce, put it on a slider (LIAR) Belly full of guilt with a side of cider DIE! You sack of potatos Why you gotta be so fat? [Hook] ENOUGH We f**ing get it STOP We already heard you! ENOUGH f**ing cram it lady! Shut up, Shut up ENOUGH [Verse 3] Stop it with the pictures of your face, it's insane Obnoxious and it's everything you ain't, I've been saying And if you take a selfie everyday, you're in pain And if you are a guy you're f**ing gay FOR INSTANCE Once there was a show on NBC It stinked But that's beside the thing This guy upon the screen listing OK, we'll call him Chris, he had his eye on other things (other things) And I don't know why, but I follow him And what I found is gonna make you scream (scream) Oh, look at this. I just went to look at his pics, (pics) Little b**h f**ing blocked me! What a f**ing co*k tease But it's not gonna stop me, watch me Chris D'Elia (D'Elia) stop taking topless photos with your dog They're not about your dog, your f**ing shirt is off What a fraud. Trying to make like it's all about a dog What a s**y boy, Gotta get those likes You're an embarra**ment to the whole mankind! DIE! (What a gay guy) Why you gotta be a little b**h? (He really blocked me!) [Hook] ENOUGH We f**ing get it STOP We already heard you! ENOUGH f**ing cram it lady! Shut up, Shut up ENOUGH