"Mike "Crazy Neck" Sims - Right Up My Alley lyrics

[Skit] MC Ren: Yo, what up, Bob n***a? Bobcat: What's popping loc? MC Ren: Chilling n***a, tryna making ends, what's up? Bobcat: Right right, I'm finna serve these mutherf**ers, smoke up in the alley, man MC Ren: Right, right Bobcat: Why don't you bail with me loc? MC Ren: Come on, let go up here *Minutes later* Bobcat: Ay man ain't that the motherf**ing n***as that I told to get out my spot MC Ren: There's the punk a** motherf**ers over there Bobcat: Ay man check this out motherf**er, y'all n***as better get off out of here Unidentified Blood 1: Ay n***a f** you n***a Bobcat: Check this out n***a MC Ren: Ey, ey chill out dog, chill out dog Unidentified Blood 2: f** you n***a, f** you Bobcat: Check this out n***a *Shot fired* Bobcat: Didn't I tell you to get off out of here n***a. You get off out of here n***a MC Ren: n***a let's raise up Unidentified Crip 1: Man f** that fool, man. f** that fool Unidentified Crip 2: f** you fool, I'll be back n***a [Intro] Oh yeah, you know what I'm saying We peel mothaf**ers caps around here You can't come around here talking that sh** You'll get a mothaf**in' bullet in your head and wind up dead You know what I'm saying I'll send you home in a bodybag you f*g And I'mma tell you something right now Don't come to the alley with that bullsh** (Hey Ren, who's talking sh**? Hey n***a where that sh** happenin' at loc?) [Verse 1] Right up my alley I see fiends and things But you know it ain't over 'till the black n***a sings And he's singing the blues and holding shoes While he's zipping off booze Cause every week he sees n***as k**ed on the news In the alley all the hard heads kick it Don't permit the s**ers cause they ride the motherf**as n***as getting high and high 'till they drop So f**ed up they start shooting at the cops So ladies complain but there ain't sh** they can do Or run dead in the house slap the b**hes with a shoe I sell my dope and I ain't ashamed to say it Cause I got bills and mothaf**az won't pay it In the alley - b**hes sell p**y real cheap Waiting around the trick when the f**a fall asleep b**hes 15-16 got the claps And crabs in their p**y crawl around in the naps f**ed up ho's with toe jams in the toes Dirty a** clothes, with boogers in their nose Roaming, roaming looking for dick to s** Walk around in the days like they don't give a f** In the alley [Interlude] Hey man, look at these mothaf**in' basehead b**hes n***a you pop a gang of sh** but ah n***a, where you from? [Verse 2] Right up my alley n***as trip cars that they stole And n***as outside look for wayz to get swole Takin' turns, zipping on the 40 O Z Popping some funky sh** by the D.O.C I'm with my n***a Lil' Nation, or my homey named Snoop My n***a DJ Train be hitting corner in de coop Pulling up I give him dap - ask him if he put in work Lookin' like a straight G - with some khakis and a T-shirt We sit at the table wrapping bones While the little BG's fight with the sticks and the stones Trying to get a name for the self yo but why So all the little buckets getting the G into a driveby Take down some rivals across town Then back to the alley where they can't be found Police come around and try to find them But the whole f**ing set is standing right there behind them Open up fire on the pigs now they cook They didn't know what hit 'em cause the n***as had to get them In the alley [Interlude #1] Officers down, officers down, we need a**istance in the alley [Interlude #2] You're talkin' sh** but where was you n***a? [Verse 3] Standing in the alley with my brother Juvenile for a while This n***a try to rush it but the fool was living foul Tried to get a name but did it the wrong ways My brother co*k the f** out to his a** in the days People crowded aroound like a fly on sh** Everybody had to stand cuz there ain't nowhere to sit This little punk he was new to the alley He grew up with some white mothaf**az in the Valley Now he's on his back looking up in all these faces I bet he won't open up his mouth in no more places And he don't know, he won't go but now he has to go My brother picked him up and started beating him some more Then every n***a had to get a turn To make sure that this mothaf**a learn n***as kicking him, hitting him with bricks Check it, and my homey lit his pitbull bite off his dick And to top it off before my brother left the scene He emptied up his click with the whole 15 In the alley