Mike Bars - That's My Name lyrics

[Verse 1] White motherf**er, back with a vengeance Looking wicked, with the baddest intentions Catch you slippin', then I'm slapping you senseless But if you're a prick, you'll get stabbed with syringes Just a skinny little white dude Chilling like a mother f**ing ice cube Imma toot it and boot it cause I'm a Tycoon I been doin' it to it since up in High school So let 'em get a little shine, just little bit of press Then they'll say that they "ain't in it for the show biz" That they "ain't like most kids", they "focused" But they lyin', and the real homies know this I might not be singin' to a sold out crowd But I'm waging a war like I'm Colin Powell And I might rock an older sound But I love hip hop, so I hold her down Wow, b**h I'm a dog for the kitty Like holy cow, my paws on your titty The Golden Child - I'll be gone in a minute Then I'm homeward bound, puttin on for my city Really, you could be the prince up in Bel Air Or living in the city up on wel fare As long as you with it, we'll go a mile a minute Tell me the sky is the limit? I'll be like "hell yeah!" [Hook] Mike Bars Yeah, that's my name, b**h Baby all these other rappers ain't sh** Or maybe I'm a little faster paced Cause I can rap for days Like I just hacked the Matrix Mike Bars b**h, I rock like a Stone! Chokin' my chicken up with your mom on the phone f** it, I ain't even puttin' on no cologne I'll just take her to the crib, get a condom and bone [Verse 2] Mike Bars Lookin down on you b**hes like I'm the Night stars All I see is amoebas and people's Bikes, cars If you think I'm beneath ya, it's cuz I'm Like Jaws, I bite broads! We're coming up under 'em, they won't even see us Like when your chick is s**ing your 3-inch penis If you ain't telling me I'm a freakin' genius You'll be hanging up by your neck like your Jesus piece is Goddamn, that guy can rap Girl, I could do it all with my hands behind my back Baby, let me pop your cherry I'm Legen *scratches* dary! I get paid because my raps is tight When this sh** bang, it make your a** ignite Stiff dick game, and see my abs is right Your chick's nickname for me is Magic Mike Imma f** her with a rubber 'Til I come under the covers Bout as s*utty as your mother was in '96 b**h, I only do it for the grimey chicks When they be making a living climbing dicks sh**, gla**es with the gelled hair You don't like it, go and take it elsewhere The sky is the limit, that's probably why I'm up in it But am I fly as a pidgeon? They shouting "hell yeah!" [Hook 2] Mike Bars Yeah, that's my name, b**h Baby all these other rappers ain't sh** Or maybe I'm a little faster paced Cause I can rap for days Like I just hacked the Matrix Mike Bars b**h, I rock like a Stone! Chokin' my chicken up with your mom on the phone f** it, I ain't even puttin' on no cologne I'll just take her to the crib, get a condom and bone Oh my God, Mike Bars (x3) Shut up, b**h, and get up off my nards Oh my God, Mike Bars (x3) Shut up, b**h, and get up off my nards [Verse 3] Somebody better get the medic! They found 2 Chainz a** with a fist up in it Now motherf**ers try to tell me that I'm schizophrenic Yo, but the Doc said I'm not, so it's just a headache, right? f** Molly, I'm too sick to touch it I'll piss in a cup 'for I'm kicking the bucket My dick's in your s*ut, now this b**h want to s** it She licking me up on my Chicken McNuggets You better run 'for I get my squad! Or Soulja Boy on a trick, like Yah! If you's a hater then I'll raise some Hell So call me Dave Chapelle, I'll bust a clip like Byah! Imma spit it 'til I'm outdated Teaching B's how to F, like they down grading Then I'll smack myself like, "Oh, that might help" While I pa** my L's like I sound Asian You can try to get rid of me Give me a kick, but I'm not gonna miss a beat Dog, you got to be kidding me I'm not a beast, I'm a monstrous centipede You're as pointless as Twitter beef Wanna stand out? Watch a p**no in skinny jeans Barely normal, I'm sort of a different breed My raps are paranormal activities Now you're bumping the hottest of Mike B Bet you never expected a white G To be kicking a rhythm like Tai Chi Now you know there ain't nobody like me Come and roll to my Dojo I'm as cold as a snow cone MVP, no Game Six What's my name, what's my name b**h? [Hook 2] [Bridge] I know you're tryna keep me off of your mind Oh my God, Mike Bars That must be why your thong is off to the side Oh my God, oh my God, Mike Bars