Haul me up i'm waiting Oh yeah yes i'm waiting Waiting now they say for shopping day I'll pretend that i'm a rich man And i'll carry it away Oh yeah it sounds real nice If you got money, then it's a steal Give me a dollar, i'll give you a deal Everybody says that love's on special and sale And everything you've ever wanted you've got to pay for It seems so easy and gettable, yes it's real If you've got money, it's such a steal Everybody says that love is the number one But everytime you try to get some, you've gotta buy it It's all so special, accessible, pretty and nice It's oh so wonderful, at a price You can rent a life today Why worry about the real thing Pay up now and plug in quick It's easy to co-ordinate Just credit card the right idea Why wait around and contemplate The hidden cost of what you've got It's better not to (garrett/rotsey)