Microwave - Neighbors lyrics

[Verse 1] I forgot my stupid wallet in my car And we have walked like seven miles away From where we parked the car cause we wanted food But we were too high to drive It was a lot farther than I realized [Chorus] I am just a crooked joke with a stale punchline That some old friends quote The neighbor that you try to ignore But you wave to so you won't look like an a**hole So, I wrote you a new song and it goes like this: [Bridge] “I cannot walk all the way back to where we parked I will not walk all the way back to where we parked” [Verse 2] So, I'll be on the centrefold as the poster child Of all the biggest tools with a caption about being broke And disappointing everyone I know ‘Cause I'm too resigned All my friends think I'm a douche now And they're probably right But, “This is the life,” Tito says inside your pool With his arms stretched out across the side [Chorus] I am just a crooked joke with a stale punchline That some old friends quote The neighbor that you try to ignore But you have to wave because I'm waving from my porch