Mickey's b**h - Office Warfare lyrics

I went to see the boss He had a long beard And the cleaner She uses evil polish On the way to The photocopier My head fell off Two copies and no staple Office Warfare! And you're late The new girl came in today She was wearing a short skirt She's got a job on reception Think I might ask her out on a date To dinner Or maybe just a f*g break Or maybe to the pub To explore our love Office Warfare! And you're late.