Mickey Avalon - Born to Lose lyrics

[Verse 1] Johnny got the gun with the number scratched Offer dudes some tools out the duffle bag Got the big blue ax like a lumberjack In the smart 22 we call thunder cat For his lady 'cause she keeps getting f**ed with And the pepper spray just doesn't cut it Need to quit the strip club and the drug sh** 'Cause she got the baby kicking in the stomach And her mother got the cancer in the throat back 'Cause she smoke new pore by the whole pack Kept puffing them things like a smoke stack So they put her in the bag with the poor dad [Chorus] So don't blame me In my family tree there's a whole lot of disfunctionality So don't hate me In my family there's a whole lot of disfunctionality Born to lose Out to lunch Live fast, die young, take a piss in the punch Born to lose Out to lunch Life ain't nothing but a kick in the nuts [Verse 2] Sally took a test at the clinic and this wasn't no ordinary visit Got the HIV in the red light district But where she work ain't nobodies business Doctor X got hit with malpractice 'cause he likes to stick his finger in the fat chicks When they pa**ed out cold on the mattress He but burned them on the a** with some matches Jenny was a manic depressive 'cause when she was a kid she got molested By her uncle who never got arrested 'cause policemen always get protected [Chorus] So don't blame me In my family tree there's a whole lot of disfunctionality So don't hate me In my family there's a whole lot of disfunctionality Born to lose Out to lunch Live fast, die young, take a piss in the punch Born to lose Out to lunch Life ain't nothing but a kick in the nuts [Verse 3] Eddie always felt like a female Wrapped her fishnet socks in the leanness But you know they say the devils in the details So he chopped off his co*k, he a she-male Marvin met her in a bar in the east end They were telling jokes, laughing and drinking Went out for a date on the weekend Found out she was a dude so he beat her Nurse Nancy was unstoppable Had a heart as cold as a popsicle She made sure getting out was impossible Put the pillow on his face at the hospital [Chorus] So don't blame me In my family tree there's a whole lot of disfunctionality So don't hate me In my family there's a whole lot of disfunctionality Born to lose Out to lunch Live fast, die young, take a piss in the punch Born to lose Out to lunch Life ain't nothing but a kick in the nuts