Mickey Avalon - Baddest Mothaf**a lyrics

[Chorus] What you get is what you see So baby come and lay a kiss on me And luckily, what I be, the baddest motherf**er in history What you get is what you see So baby come and lay a kiss on me And luckily, what I be, the baddest motherf**er in history [Verse 1] I lead top ends in single bands See my name in lights all over town Where wolves come out when the sun go down I got balls so big they hit the ground Faster than a bullet out the Tommy gun My co*k got the silent sound Riding on the back of a dinosaur Make the sky turn blue like Heisenberg Light a match on top of a moving train Keep my cigarette lit in the pouring rain Got a stable of hoes, no ball and chain And they all look just like Lois Lane Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum I ain't wearing nothing but a condom on I'll kick your a** 'til kingdom come 'Cause I'm all fresh out of bubble gum [Chorus] What you get is what you see So baby come and lay a kiss on me And luckily, what I be, the baddest motherf**er in history What you get is what you see So baby come and lay a kiss on me And luckily, what I be, the baddest motherf**er in history [Verse 2] Boy, I'm badder than Leroy Brown My baby bad will shoot you down Pa** me the mic and I'll rock the crown I could still look tough in a wedding gown Harder than a Vietnam veteran I take trick nine like medicine I'm so high off of phentermine If the police knock don't let 'em in I could hold my breath in the boiling bath And I ain't slip yet for a year and a half Top of the mountain with a snake and staff I saw the Lord and tried not to laugh Chitty-chitty bang-bang, what you gonna do When the Av comes and f** you up the a** with the broom? Three little piggies tried to run out the zoo from the big bad wolf in the sheep-skin suit [Chorus] What you get is what you see So baby come and lay a kiss on me And luckily, what I be, the baddest motherf**er in history What you get is what you see So baby come and lay a kiss on me And luckily, what I be, the baddest motherf**er in history