Mick Jagger and Keith Richards - Jig-Saw Puzzle lyrics

[Verse 1] There's a tramp sitting on my doorstep Trying to waste his time With his mentholated sandwich He's a walking clothesline And here comes the bishop's daughter On the other side She looks a trifle jealous She has been an outcast all her life [Chorus] Me, I'm waiting so patiently Lying on the floor I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle Before it rains anymore [Verse 2] Oh the gangster looks so frightening With his luger in his hand When he gets home to his children He's a family man But when it comes to the nitty-gritty He can shove in his knife Yes he really looks quite religious He has been an outlaw all his life Chorus [x2] [Verse 3] Oh the singer, he looks angry At being thrown to the lions And the ba** player, he looks nervous About the girls outside And the drummer, he's so shattered Trying to keep up time And the guitar players look damaged They have been outcasts all their lives [Chorus] [Verse 4] Oh, there's twenty-thousand grandmas Wave their hankies in the air All burning up their pensions And shouting, It's not fair! There's a regiment of soldiers Standing looking on And the queen is bravely shouting What the hell is going on? With a blood-curdling tally-ho She charged into the ranks And blessed all those grandmas who With their dying breaths screamed, Thanks! [Chorus]