Michelle Shocked - The Secret Admirer lyrics

She's got a sweet little a**et That can take her places Where they don't recall names But they remember faces She knows how to use those feminine graces She spends a lot of time By the swimming pool And if dancing was a brain disease She'd be a dancing fool And though she don't go to bed On the first date as a rule... She goes downtown It's all marble and mirror She casts sideways glances She's got a secret admirer She's the All-American Made in America object of desire She drives a sporty little foreign job everywhere, She has a lifetime subscription to Vanity Fair Her favorite charity Is the man who does her hair The advertising boys buy it And sell it as Beauty You run out to buy a copy Like an unquestioned duty It's no secret that the boys At the disco call her 'Tooty' (Tutti-Fruitti Go Rudy) She goes to the disco It's all chrome and mirror She casts sideways glances She's got a secret admirer She's the All-American Made in America object of desire