Michelle Shocked - Don't Tell lyrics

Don't tell Wizard about this song Don't you tell him I think what he done was wrong And that he drinks like a fish And that's why he fell down And that I wish to God they would have let him drown I threw a party last summer On Lake Pontchartrain The word was heard, everybody came I must have been out of my mind to let Wizard in But that's one mistake I'll never make again He came there drunk And he stayed that way And when he went for a little walk along the quay The fool tripped a foot, into the water he fell Hit his head, sunk like lead, done for dead Oh well But noooo...some fool went and did the 9-1-1 And now for all the crime that I had done Was to have a good time, just me and my friends Wizard went a sued me for negligence Now what's two hundred....THOUSAND dollars or three? The judge was corrupt I'm in bankruptcy This year I'm having a party but you're gonna have to bring your own And for God's sake, don't let Wizard know! Don't tell Wizard about this song Don't you tell him I think what he done was wrong And that he drinks like a fish And his mama too And his daddy was a ba*tard that he never knew And his sister is a mister And his brother is a freak And his grandpa joneses And his grandma tweaks And his auntie sells fannie And his uncle is a pimp I'll do the dozens on his cousins Til they all go limp Wizard is a gizzard His chitlin' ain't chit And the whole town thinks he's a chickensh** He ought to think a little more He ought to drink a little less Why? Because money can't buy you friends or happiness