Michael Mitnick - Darryl is a Boy (And He Lives in my Closet) lyrics

Darryl is a boy and he lives in my closet he is not imaginary and he's really cute Darryl is a boy and he lives in my closet and I lured him there with cookies and some juicy fruit One time, one time i tried to kiss him I said one kiss and you can go But Darryl, I know i miss him He gave a peck, I said "I know I swore, but you can't go", I slammed the door shut -- hahahahah Darryl is a boy that i locked in my closet its because he tried escaping, that i wont allow Darryl is a boy i locked up in my closet First he was my next door neighbor, he's my husband now One time, one time he tried to trick me He said "i really have to pee" Oh Darryl, you cannot fool me I know because i did not feed you water, shush i'll read us harry potter-- mr. and mrs. dursl- Darryl is a boy and he pooped in my closet its not imaginary and it smells real bad Darryl is a boy who made poop in my closet It fell in my princess slippers and it makes me mad One time, one time he tried to trick me He asked me "would you like a kiss" Oh Darryl, I said come quickly I opened up the door and shut my eyes and waited there for his surprise Darryl is a jerk who locked me in my closet and I'm getting kind of hungry and i want to shout Darryl is a jerk he locked me in my closet- and so now I know he loves me and I'll hold him and I'll hug him and I'll kiss him and I'll snug him and I cannot wait to tell him as soon as I get out