A flash flood came on highway ten I lost control and went into a spin I felt the trailer cracking at the hitch I felt my bones cracking in the ditch It was a crack up in Las Cruces May never see my Wanda Lee again Crack up in Las Cruces Thunderbird wine don't buck the wind So take me to the doctor To ease the pain for me Won't you turn the red light on This is emergency Send a wire to mama in the night Tell her that I'm healing up all right I need a thousand dollars right away If you gonna get a broken bone fixed you got to pay Think I'm goin' back to Omaha Soon as I get fixed up with the law The moral to this song is plain to all Don't get smashed when you're making your long haul