Michael John LaChiusa - Iran lyrics

This is not safe for the Children Betty I know. We'll need Fortification Belly bear! Iran is land of wonder and adventure A magical place of Genies , rose and Shahs Iran is a land of troubling insurrection Whose leaders can Islamic sacred laws Iran is a land of carving land and yogurt A mythical legends lecture [?] Iran is a land of nasty I told us Who bully and murder in the name of god Iran in the words he folk word of exotic treats Cardamom,shishkova,angelica,franken scents There can you smell it on the breeze. I smell American flags it smoke They're burning em on the streets Hezbollah, Mojahedin , fatua, Jehad and Khomeini Who want's to bring or country to it's knees Amy darling listen to me please! please ! This stanzas called the care to done The hand gestures might (?) complicated But it's the pelvic thrust most that are most important to Master Did you know that I run adventured Ice Cream? Yum! And spinach Ew! And windmills Wow! Pants suits Neat And wine Did you know that I run adventured noodles? Cool And pop bits Cool And condoms Cool And wine Iran's a land of wonder and adventure Mansion and cats in room(?) Mayhem and corruption Iran's a land of old enough to see (?)Prince and fark see Zealots and fanatics (yayayayay) Iran is a room of danger and excitement (?) Pictures Americas foliage You're not coming home to the hostages I'm free free free We're here.take a picture of me Susan Say folafo Folafo Amy. I'm begging you to not go through with this You're such a spoil sport roseland You're Roseland you're boring Amy Carter I am your mother and you call me that Mother but you're still boring Go eat you're boring book Hold tight hostages we're coming to save you Shhh. wait it's better if my mom and i go ahead Check out the situation Why didn't i come? Coz you're the most important person on this mission And we have to guarantee your safety at all costs We better get going now before the presidential Yacht draws attention Wait here and i'll give a signal when to join us Ready mother? Now don't worry Amyson , susan has a good head on her shoulders. Let's hope she keeps it One more thing if something goes wrong Like my mother gets shocked or you're attacked By some Iranian who comes on board And wants to shoot or rape you Just aim your barbie at him My barbie? Just aim your barbie at the enemy You blow his brains away Cool! Trust me I trust you Susan You Amy Carter will be famous You Amy Carter will be praised You will be beloved by the nations of the world and statues will be raised Yes, You Amy Carter will be liked now You Amy Carter will be cheered No one will make fun of your gla**es and your teeth Or call you damn or weird Your fear on a cover of people Your face on every box of life Every cute boy in Washington will think you're really cool And flirt with you in school And hope that someday you will be his wife Wow Who Amy Carter. Our Hero and of the world will be wowed When you free the American hostages You Amy Carter I Amy Carter Will make your dad Jimmy Carter Will make my dad Jimmy Carter And then whole US (?) Be careful Susan Be careful Mrs. Ford They're putting us all in danger Stop being such a worry wort mom I Amy Carter will be famous I Amy Carter will be praised I will be beloved ( gunshots ) Mom,Help. Stop eating Oh dear lord they'll be unshot us What's happening ? I can't see There's too much smoke from the gun Is Susan dead? I don't know She can't be k**ed Mom what should we do? Darling listen to me If anything happens to me You take the presidential yacht And sail back to daddy Do you hear me? (gunshots) (yelling) Mommy! Come here Iran is a terrible place It is darling I miss miss the malarky Yin Yang Me too So Mrs. For and Susan Might be dead right? Right That means we can't do what we have planned No So I can't free the hostages which means they can't come home And that's sad It is. If I can't free the hostages my dad won't win the re-election Which means he won't be President Which means we have to move out of the White House And that would just be bad But it might not be as bad as you think You could have a normal life Like other girls your way A boring life you mean Just a life away from all the cameras and No see reporters recording your every word and move I didn't ask to be the daughter of the president Oh darling