Michael Douglas - Falling Down - I Want Breakfast lyrics

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Michael Douglas - Falling Down - I Want Breakfast lyrics

[Foster] I'd like a ham and cheese Whamlette, an order of Wham fries... (Sheila: "I'm sorry, we stopped serving breakfast, but we are on lunch menu now.") [Foster] I want breakfast. (Sheila: "Well, you can't have it. We're not serving it.") [Foster] So you said. Is that the manager?...Could I speak to him please?...Hi, I'd like some breakfast. (Rick: "We stopped serving breakfast.") [Foster] I know you stopped serving breakfast, Rick. Sheila told me you stopped serving breakfast. Why am I calling you by your first names? I don't even know who you are. I still call my boss 'Mister,' and I worked for him for seven and a half years. But I walk in here, all of a sudden, a total stranger, I'm calling you Rick and Sheila like we're in some kind of AA meeting. I don't want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want a little breakfast. (Sheila: "You can call me Miss Folsom if you want." Rick: "Sheila! We stopped serving breakfast at 11:30.") [Foster] Rick, have you ever heard the expression, 'The customer is always right'?...Yeah, well here I am. The customer. (Rick: "That's not our policy. You have to order something from the lunch menu.") [Foster] I don't want lunch. I want breakfast. (Rick: "Yeah, well hey, I'm really sorry.") [Foster] Yeah, well hey, I'm really sorry too. (He pulled out a semi-automatic weapon from his bag) (When he finally agreed to being served lunch (a double Whammyburger with cheese and an order of Whammy fries and a Choco-Wham shake) after accidentally shooting a hole in the restaurant's ceiling, he further complained about the size of the burger that he had been served, when compared to the marketing poster behind the counter): (He opened the burger container with disgust) [Foster] See, this is what I'm talkin' about. Turn around. Look at that. Do you see what I mean. It's, it's plump, it's juicy, it's three inches thick. Now, look at this sorry, miserable, squashed thing. Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture? Anybody? Anybody at all.