Michael Bolton - Jack Sparrow (Ballad) lyrics

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Michael Bolton - Jack Sparrow (Ballad) lyrics

Guys, Michael Bolton is here Oh great, send him in. Hey guys Hey, thanks for coming. How's it goin'? I'm really sorry I'm late I just got caught up watching the Pirates of the Caribbean marathon Have you seen those things? Oh yeah, yeah, those are, those are great. Well I checked out the track and I loved it, And I wrote you this big, s**y hook I think you're gonna really dig. Oh wow that's great, awesome. You wanna just lay it down? Boys let's get to it (to it to it to it) Uh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton (Yeah) The night starts now Together on the track, the boys are back The night starts now Night starts now, baby, roll with us Chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up (Rollin' up!) Blow through the doors, ain't no holdin' up Black card at the bar like I gives a f** (Come on!) Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set f** the fellas looking jealous Play the back and get wet (Yeah yeah) Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock, You either get cut, get stuffed or get shot. This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow Pirate so brave on the seven seas (What?) A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga Raven locks sway on the ocean's breeze Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love (Keira Knightley!) Motherf**ing ice-man, I'm the top gunner Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner (Jack Sparrow!) Watch it girl cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy", More like the "meet ya, take you home and f** you twice guy" (Yeah yeah!) All dressed up with nowhere to run, And now I make you feel crazy with the- (Now back to the good part!) From the day he was born He yearned for adventure (No!) Old Captain Jack (Yeah) Giving them what for He's the pauper of the surf The jester of Tortuga (Oh God) But is Davy Jones' locker What lies in store? (Yeah, we've seen the movie) Throw your hands in the air And say hell yeah Captain Jack (What?) Johnny Depp (No) From the front to the back Say we count stacks c'mon Davy Jones (Nope) Giant squid (Wrong) Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up Roger that let me try it with another film (Wait) Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump (Not better) Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed I give Jenny all my love (Come on) Okay, then I'm a legal aid Erin Brockovich is my name (Oh God) Then you can call me Scarface Snortin' mountains of c**aine (Close enough) You co*kroaches wanna play rough? Okay, I'm reloaded! Ha ha! This is the tale of Tony Montana Cubano flame with the Miami nuts (Take it home!) Got a basehead wife But her womb is polluted This whole town's a p**y Just waiting to get f**ed Just waiting to get f**ed! (Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile) You complete me (Yeah, yeah okay)