MF DOOM - Space Tech Banana Clip lyrics

[Intro] ::As soon as you get to earth, deliver any information found in the spacecraft to the commander's office:: Set your microphones to stun Nanu nanu, check one two... [Jaymanila] Yo, rushin' through the stars like a comrade Cosmonaut Got planets roped on la**os, in U.S. they called me Astro Rokay Rorge, shipped forged from Cogwell Cogs Which one of you let the toilets filled with the Captain's log? [Cool Calm Pete] Bad voodoo, beware the black monolith In deep space, no one can smell sh** Dark side of the moon, hummin' at MF Doom ??? and vodka makes energon cubes [Jaymanila] Yo, f** bounty, we hungry, I'm moody Kidnap Rosie for her duty And keep Judy for her cartoonish booty [Cool Calm Pete] For rhyme's sake, Bonzai Buckaroo Ahoy nerd, crabs grab Zoidberg To the Buck Rog mechanized bird I'm takin' a rocket trip to say "word!" [Jaymanila] We're on our way to earth The sandwich meat's nice and lean All they got in space is freeze-dried ice cream [Cool Calm Pete] Launching space monkeys, NASA's tryin' to play us Keep sendin' 'em up here, we'll send back Dr. Zaius [Jaymanila] Damn you's, damn you's, damn you's all to hell! Hyperspace booze cruise, planetary Dave Atell Drunk off No-Doz and Tang hip hop's Krodos and Kang Bad swerve through worm hole came to co-do our thang ::"Reception airlock open":: Just got back from the final frontier Space Shuttle ??? drinkin' light beer back in light year [Cool Calm Pete] Earth's sh**ty, Xanadu ditty Rollin' with homegirl, groped the three titty Yo my bad, thought you were smugglin' moon rocks A man named Bundy got fuel in his socks [Jaymanila] Your brain hurts in a post-Klatuu earth I say take me to your reefer, then take me to your leader Yo, they dug it and then asked me if I knew Sputnik I said kick it up to warp speed or you're gonna get your bu*t kicked [Cool Calm Pete] Don't make me off-the-dome like Highlander Ain't no danger, Will Robinson, where's the commander? [Both, exchanging lyrics] They got nervous and started lookin' for an escape hatch You think all we aliens do is body snatch? We're not Unicron tryin' to transform the planet, people "We Are the World" was writ by Captain EO [Jaymanila] He took us to a Dago bar that was slim filled like Dagobah I said under my breath, in jest, "Yo where's yoda?" They hit us for some yogurt and some bubbly carbonated soda Ironically, played Space Invaders in the corner Pete, don't cry over spilled milk, we'll get drunk later And talk to that rotten k**er Tomato in that junk-freighter [Cool Calm Pete] Miss, let me get the cat like ALF, a mouthful Earth Girls are Easy but I find it quite doubtful Come on, ain't no felines fit in a thong Bi-week grind, Ba-weep-gra-na-weep-ninny-bong She looked back at me in an uninvolved dumb way [Jaymanila] I said, Miss, you don't know my friend, Gordon Shumway? He's from Melmac, try to attack your potsbelly, yo I said, Chill that's Kuato, open your mind, burrito and taco She said, Pete, HAL-2000, these humans' gonna get you I said, Pee on my face, and my Schwartz be with you... ::May the Scwartz ... be with you::: [Cool Calm Pete] Kicking that moon-dirt inkling like Gattaca You're on the Soul Train Battlestar Galactica Don Pardo, tell 'em what they've won A date with John Lithgow and a brand new ray gun! [Jaymanila] Believe it or not they threatened us with puss Ripley Clones I always say "I come in peace" right after the CD's through Out the Divider jumped Rowdy Rowdy Piper Shouting out "They Live," didn't expect the Galactic sniper Yo Doom, let 'em rip! Buck 'em down! Space Tech Banana Clip [Cool Calm Pete] Hit 'em with a displaced case full of space cakes Watch as space case face hallucinate Close Encounter take a Tribble as a decoy Surface pool, Astro b-boy Forbidden Planet, nasty like Janet [Jaymanila] I'm intergalatic planetary, goddammit! Yo engage, he's headed for the ship! Buck 'em down! Space Tech Banana Clip [Jaymanila] Without haste, yo, P laid him to waste And we didn't get in trouble Cause there ain't no pigs in space, Zoinks! ::Army bombers ready ... enemy:: ::Get ready for a surprise!":: [Both, exchanging lyrics] We punked Elliot for his BMX And hit E.T. on his two-way and told him he was next Nah, that's a Speak-N-Spell hooked to a Technic That's why I'm High Commander and you're the tech-geek Keep it movin' like Starlight Express Good God, he's headed for the escape pod "They're gettin' away to Babylon Five!" Nah stupid, I said "Babbletron Live" He was out, bang-zoom, straight to the moon I got a cheese sandwich and got young like Cocoon Lost in Space, searching for inner peace Lost in Innerspace, just to say the least Roamin' galaxy, far, far in the East Coast Peace out, Brak, and we're Space Ghost!