Metalocalypse - The fans are chatting lyrics

Though Dethklok hasn't performed in a very long while A big show is coming up which will be just in time Because people around the world have been very concerned About the lack of Toki Wartooth in the press world He hasn't been seen in public, where could he be? The band released a statement: He's fine don't worry about Toki Well he's okay and we'll see when they play That's the Dethklok minute. Have a great day He's been out of the public eye We're worried we'll be denied One fifth of our favorite band We're the power. We're the fans We want answers. Where's Toki? Where's Toki? We want answers. Where is the man? We're going online we're gonna get to the bottom of this Going online gunna get to the bottom of this I heard a rumor from my roommate Matt That he can't play guitar because he got too fat I heard Toki's at a rehab place Because he did so many d** that He melted his face I heard he's getting plastic surgery done They're putting in horns and cleaving his tongue I heard he's gone cause his hair went away They're putting in transplants now he's totally gay You're gay! You're gay! You're gay! You're gay! You are all wrong you don't know the whole story Toki's been kidnapped with the girl by some men Oh Dethklok could save them but they can't be bothered These cowards may never see their Toki again! Dethklok doesn't care about their best friends They could be responsible for their d**h! It's good to be here tonight! Lemme hear ya! And on rhythm guitar Mr Toki Wartooth!! Boooo!!! We want Toki back! Oh my god they're leaving the show We don't want our fans to go! I think I know what I must do... People of the world I want you to know Toki! We're coming to save you!