[Intro] So f**ing what? [Verse 1] Well, I have been to Hastings and I have been to Brighton I have been to Eastbourne too So what? So what? And I have been here, I have been there I have been every f**ing where So what? So what? So what? So what, you boring little c*nt? [Chorus] Well, who cares, who cares what you do? Yeah, who cares, who cares about you? You, you, you, you [Verse 2] Well, I f**ed a queen, I f**ed Bach I have even s**ed an old man's co*k So what? So what? And I f**ed a sheep, I f**ed a goat I rammed my co*k right down its throat So what? So what? So what? So what, you boring little f**? [Chorus] Well, who cares, who cares what you do? Yeah, who cares, who cares about you? [Verse 3] And I have drunk that, I have drunk this I have spewed up on a pint of piss So what? So what? I have had skank, I have had speed I have jacked up until I bleed So what? So what? So what? So what, you boring little c*nt? [Chorus] Well, who cares, who cares what you do? Yeah, who cares, who cares about you? You, you, you, you, hey [Verse 4] I have had crabs, I have had lice I have had the clap and that ain't nice So what? So what? I f**ed this, I f**ed that I have even f**ed a school girl's twat So what? So what? So what? So what, you boring little f**? [Chorus] Well, who cares, who cares what you do? Yeah, who cares, who cares about you? You, you, you, you, you [Outro] So f**ing what?! Yeah!