Metal Fingers - Inglorious Baxter lyrics

[Intro] You know, in my mind, this part is where the ladies come in singing my name. like uh, something like, "Inglorious Baxter" Cuz I'm not that bad of a guy, know what I'm saying? [Baxter] Yo If they ask who that ba*tard is, (who?) tell them Baxter is Here to start sh**, like a catalyst Flip, like a catapult, Doesn't matter cat or dog Navigate the catacomb sh**ting out a catalogue Looking for a cat to scratch, itchy like a dirty dog Let a cat catch my tongue, (Meow) I'll give that cat a pause Oops, bet that get a pause Baby I should get applause, now y'all want to get appalled? Can't a n***a get absolved? Listen ya'll, I ain't here see I just dissolved Osmosis Jones, moving all through your walls Rose gold, red herringbone threw you off How I get it hot, with a flow to cool you off? Yeah it's Willy Wonka sweet but it's Varuca Salt It's funny, I keep finding lines but stay losing thoughts Cause every stanza, is Tony Danza, Who's the Boss Now take a gander Colonel Sanders you's a chicken hawk Loud as a foghorn, nuts like an acorn Yeah he's good but.. Na f** the buts, gay p**n (Aye yo) n***a just save it I'm not a bit gay, I'm not even h*mosapein What I'm trying to say is, I got my own genius Climbing up the rungs of a double Helix My rhymes give you bubble guts Might need your stomach pumped. Chump! But I take ya mind places like a shuttle bus. But! It's a bumpy road, so ya'll better buckle up cuz Waxter P. birdsworth is nucking futz, (Huh?) Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting rabbits kid Imagination 'bout as vicious as a rabid pit (Oh God) An for my last magic trick I'm a let y'all take a shot, then I'll grin and catch the sh**. (Bang) I let my soul glow, on some Last Dragoon sh** Bruce Leroy, B boy, baby after this If Sho'nuff still asking who the master is, (Who's the Master?) Man, tell that n***a Baxter is (just tell that n***a Baxter is) Yeah And then it goes [Outro] "Inglorious Baxter" Just like that