Mess Up The Mess - (the Week After) The Week At Ashram lyrics

Riding along I wondered Just what I should say To someone who's guts I couldn't stand One more day And then it hit me like a bolt out of the blue The best person to ask would most likely be you I know that you think I'm the worst Person that you've Ever been cursed To meet And I know that you Probably wish I were pushing daisies Through a ditch But I've changed my tune Walking along I wondered Just who I knew With enough pent up anger to beat someone Black and blue Then it came to me like a light bulb overhead I know that you want at least one person dead I went abroad for awhile Learned how to say please And say thank you Fell in with a kindly old yogi He had lots of good things to show me I feel that I'm almost enlightened Still I want to bash this guy's head in I thought maybe you could arrange it 'Cause my new state won't allow it Now Lying around I wondered just who I could get To help me have this big jerk that I know knee-capped And then it hit me exactly like a lightning strike You're full of rage and probably spoiling for a fight I know that you think I'm the worst Person that you've Ever been cursed To meet And I know that you Probably wish I were pushing daisies Through a ditch But I've changed my tune Strolling along I wondered just how to ask If you'd consider maybe kicking that dude's a** I think I know what would make it real easy You could pretend that that dude's a** is me Sorry I ran over your pet cat Sorrier still I laughed so hard like that Sorry that my old drug connection Busted up your Hummel collection Sorry I showed up at your old job Sorrier still I brought an angry mob Sorry about your tires and my razor But maybe you could do me a favor Please