Mess Up The Mess - Morrissey Already Ate lyrics

I think I might try To just make up my mind And pluck up the courage To act upon this urge And formulate a plan Where you're the putty I'm the hands On second thought no way What would Steven Morrissey say? He would tell you not to be foolish Better to be sullen and mulish The only way to keep your heart unbroken Is to leave these words unspoken Sure stars come out at night But so do ghouls and other frights We should stay inside And talk about it while we hide And talk, talk, talk, talk, talk Til one of us looks at the clock And then talk some more Til one of us looks at the door If you knew what went on Inside my head You'd turn all shades of red And be filled up with dread If you knew even Half of what I thought You'd take off on the spot And try not to get caught Sure shyness may be pretty nice But I need some better advice I know that I'm unlovable You do not have to tell me so The kind of life that I have had Would turn a shy bald Buddhist bad Maybe if I ask politely Morrissey would drop in for tea But it's probably way too late I'm guessing he already ate I think I might try To just put you out of my mind You never look at me Despite every opportunity Had I world enough and time Oh the pleasure would be mine If a double decker bus Crashed into the both us! If you knew what went on Inside my head You'd turn all shades of red And be filled up with dread If you knew even Half of what I thought You'd take off on the spot And try not to get caught