Mess Up The Mess - Hippocratic Oaf lyrics

I've decided my brother has asperger's syndrome I've decided that's what's the matter with him He doesn't mean to be so very mean to me It's just that it runs, it runs in the family He's high functioning autistic That's how come he's such a big prick I used to care I fretted and fretted But it's okay Cuz now I get it Lying awake I toss and turn and lose lots of sleep It caused me concern Wondering why you're all such creeps But it must feel real lame To let others down constantly But you're not to blame It's not your fault It's your pathology I have got my own diagnosis For every tick, quirk or neurosis If you're wondering just what's your damage Come ask me Cuz I've got the answers! I've decided she's got an axis 2 disorder That's how come she's such a big who*e She doesn't mean to be a C-U-Next Tuesday It's just that she un, she's unbalanced mentality Oh yeah sure, she stole my car But she didn't get all that far Now I know why she was a crap friend It's all here In my DSM Lying awake I toss and turn and lose lots of sleep It caused me concern Wondering why you're all such creeps But it must feel real lame To let others down constantly But you're not to blame It's not your fault It's your pathology I have got my own diagnosis For every tick, quirk or neurosis If you're wondering just what's your damage Come ask me Cuz I've got the answers! I've decided your ex has adult ADD That's how come he can't commit fully He doesn't mean to lie and to equivocate It's just that he can't, he can't seem to concentrate He can't manage his time or get organized That's how come he tells so many lies I used to worry That he was always so tense But it's okay Cuz it all makes sense Lying awake I toss and turn and lose lots of sleep It caused me concern Wondering why you're all such creeps But it must feel real lame To let others down constantly But you're not to blame It's not your fault It's your pathology I have got my own diagnosis For every tick, quirk or neurosis If you're wondering just what's your damage Come ask me Cuz I've got the answers!