Mess Up The Mess - Chump lyrics

You say chump and I turn around 'Cause that's what I answer to now Or if you want, call me Main Street 'Cause you walk all over me My friends all say I must be slow They knew donkey's ears ago I prefer to say I'm special Even if you no longer think so Please accept my congrats You put on quite an act You really had me fooled You really pulled the wool Ostrich-like, head in the sand I always walk right into your plan It's a hoot, it's a lark To keep old chump in the dark You devised a clever game But the outcome's always the same Just a slight shove and I fall for it It never fails, you'll never quit Please accept my congrats You put on quite an act You really had me fooled You really pulled the wool You say chump and I turn around 'Cause that's what I answer to now Or if you want, call me Main Street 'Cause you walk all over me My friends all say I must be slow They knew donkey's ears ago I prefer to say I'm special Even if you no longer think so Please accept my congrats You put on quite an act You really had me fooled You really pulled the wool By the time you confess I could not care less Here's the final twist I already knew 'bout it