Mess Up The Mess - And Stay Lost lyrics

Hey now what do you suppose Became of Jim Thompson cause no one knows He revitalized the Thai silk trade But what a terrible price he paid He just up and disappeared Don't you think that's kind of weird? Don't you think that's really weird? Where the heck'd he go? A monk warned him that it would happen Still old Jim went off backpackin' Last seen on a Malaysian mountain Nobody has ever found him Gone for 40 years and counting Poof! Just up in smoke Amelia Earhart, Ambrose Bierce Missing and the worst is feared The Lindburgh Baby, he's gone too Lord Lucan, where are you? You know what really gets me down How some people just stick around They won't get the opposite of found They can't take a hint No matter how hard you might wish Some people refuse to vanish Like a bad penny or a lost pup They always manage to turn up Don't know the meaning of buzz off Stickier than lint Hey why don't you just get lost? x7 Hey why don't you just stay lost? Agatha Christie showed back up Others didn't have such luck They disappeared and then stayed gone Try it, you might find it's fun A favor if I might presume Check and see if you're in the other room And don't you hurry back too soon Why don't you just stay lost!?