Meryn Cadell - Job Application lyrics

I'd like to apply for a job, yes, the job you have available My manner is most saleable, and I hope you'll find me suitable For $5.15 an hour. I really have the sk**s, you see, I've been to university And though I studied history I've found my heart to truly be In mens ties and socks, gla** figurines, the discount shoe industry. What makes me think I'd be good for this job? Well, I love working with people ... And I love riding the subway an hour and a half each way, let's see Add those hours to my day, and I'll be making a whopping.... $3.75 an hour! No, sir – I do, I do want the job. Can't you tell by my suit? No, actually, I don't own a dress. I don't feel comfortable, I confess. But hell, for $5.15 an hour, I'll endeavour to wear some colours other than black. I enjoy working with the public, and I'm good with money ... Oh yes, you're right, all us girls are good with money, Yes that's charming, yes how funny. I like a good work atmosphere where the boss says whatever he wants And the rest of us just listen I'm a very fast learner and I promise that if you give me this job I'll be the perfect subhuman and never let my contempt shine In my worshipping eyes... I love working with people and let's see what else was I going to tell you .. No, I don't expect vacation pay and yes I'm available every day And though I don't like the evil way you're looking at me, I've got rent to pay. And yes I can start on Saturday