Merrick Stein - Diced Pineapples lyrics

Another round Mixin' up Ciroc with the soda I'm at the frat house Pa**ed out on the sofa Could've been coherent but I'm spittin' nonsense And I'm typin' out lyrics While I'm barely conscious About to pa** out But what do I see A girl in all aqua And she's walking towards me This is too much Don't know what to think She asks me how I feel and then How much I had to drink and then She brings me to her room No, this is impossible And then I realize She brought me to the hospital Check the id that fell from her purse This girl is not my girl This girl is my nurse And I'm not tryin' to play this game that she's playin' Still, she's lookin' out for me And she's sayin' You can call my number 911 But I don't need the E.R I'm just tryin' to have fun I'm at madonnas with ones Not talking 'bout the actress Trying to bring one back to my mattress To bring her back I'll have to give her a backstage pa** In the car drivin' fast With the pedal on the gas Accelerated transactions All paid in cash But if we brake up Well then it won't last But for now I'm just tryin' to make it happen Scrunching up my face Takin' shots of the captain And Im playin' super smashed bro Im driving and crashin Then splashing into her divin' I'm doin' the breast stroke Hoping that she says she can give me some head slow I'm about to k** that You can call it d**h row But she's a devil in a dress Thats a new prada I ask what's wrong She's gone off absolute vodka We sober up Then I tell her take the mask off No secrets You know I worked my a** off Money tall as outer space You know I blast off But if you're tryin' to cut my engine You better back off Chillin' in the studio, condos And that loft Or even just a Holiday Inn Look, she's beautiful She tells me how it is Gives me the usual I throw down 200 Leave this ho with her legs split Throw her back out Like she had to do a keg lift But still treat her right Then I show her the exit But my fruits of labor are ripest Got the golden touch Lust for these beats King Midas But I'm always stressed Always stressed My thoughts are a mess So is my desk Yeah I lust a bad b**h But I love a pretty woman So girls pick one Because I always catch you lookin' And know, the only girl for me Is a 10 Who doesn't lie or give a f** what people think So let me take another drink Of this f**in' poison Excuse me vodka And toast to getting no a** Nada Cause I'm feeling so sh**ty My girl is sin city All her hoes look pretty Damn I've been so busy So much work, now I need a break From all these girls around here That turned fake Oh, but wait I don't mean to be s**ist Let me throw a party for all These girls who don't give a f** about me This long guest list So many names on here It's impressive Wait f** the guest list I'm livin' life like I have no f** to give Livin' life to the fullest now I'm up at Liv Oh wait, no, Mansion, my mistake Now I'm too gone, they're tellin' me I'm up in Space No cars here All the cabs are out of town Then I fall down and pa** out without a sound Wake up to sunrise I'm lying on the ground That's the last time I ask for another round