It used to be Andy & Barney Fife Now its Howard Stern and the brothel life Too much crap can drive the world insane Everybody's singing the jailhouse blues Don't believe a word of the evening news Truth that stood for years is down the drain Trailer parks with a building code Cul-de-sacs and the country road High tech bars with that karoke sound Uncle Sam gets your money spent Pay your tye you can't pay your rent Foreign cars selling big in American town [Chorus: ] What happened Does anybody know What happened Where did America go? Everything Walmart all the time No more mom & pop five and dime What happened Where did America go? Where did America go? How did we ever go so wrong Did we get too high Did we sleep to long Why did we raise the price of gasoline I remember the morning the towers fell I fell back asleep and dreamed of hell I guess I thought it was all part of my dream [Chorus: ] Where'd it go boys? Hey, hey I'm gonna preach I miss America