Meri Amber - The Recap Ruined My Life lyrics

Life was great in my Tom Baker scarf In the kitchen popping popcorn The lounge was set in my favourite shade of tartan And I put the kettle on I was prepared for a night in, my nails were TARDIS blue On the couch, slightly right, locked into my imprint groove So relaxed, so alive, hot chocolate with my popcorn Sonic screwdriver remote to turn the screen on But then the first thing that came on Was the recap of last week's episode I was glued there like the Teller held my gaze I can't re-write time- the recap ruined my life I can't press rewind- the recap ruined my life I sat frozen, chocolate spilling down my chin My hands shaking as it hit me Memories flooding back as if I was a Ganger It didn't feel like me Like River said, spoilers weren't meant to be watched before My timey wimey stuff was messed up something rough for sure I stared through my tears, the screen went blurry and soft But I couldn't bring myself to turn it off Cause the first thing that came on Was the recap of last week's episode Absorbed like Absorbaloff's prey I can't re-write time- the recap ruined my life I can't press rewind- the recap ruined my life Ruined, foiled, it broke my plans, my dreams, I had a perfect streak I crumbled like I lost all of my bones, crunched like stone Time that I can't get back, can't hack it Like I'm on the Wi-fi, weeping like an Angel Lost in my time wime, popping popcorn like pills It hurts, it's lame, it k**s The first thing that came on Was the recap of last week's episode s**ed into The Idiot's Lantern I can't re-write time- the recap ruined my life I can't press rewind- the recap ruined my life I can't re-write time I can't press rewind The recap ruined my life The recap ruined my life