Meri Amber - New Companion lyrics

If Bieber was the companion He'd baby baby baby oh Instagram the details Then make a Zoolander cameo If Harry Potter was the companion He'd expelliaramus in battle Hit on Amy Pond And have a screwdriver vs wand duel If Hawking was the companion He'd roll his eyes at every turn Correct the Doctor's miscalculations And end fighting him wielding a spoon If Murdoch was the companion He'd find a way to capitalise Hack the Dalek's cellphones And beat them through the headlines If the Doctor picks a new companion We could live in a different world If the Doctor picks a new companion The changes could be absurd If the Doctor picks a new companion The Earth could run amuck If the Doctor picks a new companion Let's hope he don't stuff it up Let's hope he don't stuff it up If Simon Cowell was the companion He'd scour space and time To a**emble an alien boyband He could both profit off and criticise If Kim Kardashian was the companion She'd make trips a reality show Wear almost nothing But still sell it as a range of clothes If Aquaman was the companion He wouldn't be much use Unless they went underwater Then he might be of some use If Madonna was the companion She'd make each trip a Madonna show Get Sycorax backing dancers Then make a time travel fitness video If the Doctor picks a new companion We could live in a different world If the Doctor picks a new companion The changes could be absurd If the Doctor picks a new companion The Earth could run amuck If the Doctor picks a new companion Let's hope he don't stuff it up Let's hope he don't stuff it up If Sheldon Cooper was the companion He'd turn the TARDIS into a lab Deal with his mummy problems And be soothed by casual maths If Miranda Kerr was the companion The Doctor wouldn't be able to concentrate She wouldn't help much with the soloutions But her episodes would look truly great If Oprah was the companion She'd inspire aliens to reach their dreams Find a future weight loss solution And interview ancient celebrities If Kylie Minogue was the companion Oh wait, we've already done that You remember that Titanic episode Yeah, she'd do that If the Doctor picks a new companion We could live in a different world If the Doctor picks a new companion The changes could be absurd If the Doctor picks a new companion The Earth could run amuck If the Doctor picks a new companion Let's hope he don't stuff it up Let's hope he don't stuff it up Let's hope he don't stuff it up