Mercutio - Hypothetical lyrics

Let me paint a hypothetical Please don't be hypercritical This kind of thing might happen to you Though it's situational And largely conversational This kind of thing might happen to you She went out drinking with her friends Until her head began to spin Her ears were ringing from the yell for last call She fell into a cab and said My neighborhood is straight ahead She broke her heel as she struggled with the door Let me paint a hypothetical Please don't be hypercritical This kind of thing might happen to you Though it's situational And largely conversational This kind of thing might happen to you She fell in through a window sill Ran to the bathroom to get ill Took off her clothes and then she pa**ed out on the floor She woke up the next day In an unfamiliar place Having made a mess on someone else's wall Let me paint a hypothetical Please don't be hypercritical This kind of thing might happen to you Though it's situational And largely conversational This kind of thing might happen to you Sun through the blinds Hits her eyes at dawn Heavy head hung She steps barefoot through the lawn So let me paint a hypothetical Please don't be hypercritical This kind of thing might happen to you Though it's situational And largely conversational This kind of thing might happen to you