Melora Creager - The Mayor lyrics

Ooh, it's scrambled eggs what he says He accuses me of treachery Got the nine lies, got the wide eyes Got a failing grade in chemistry If you count back to the balcony When all we saw was a mystery Of a blonde-haired boy brought his mother joy With his pedigree and family tree Oh, lay it all out on a wicker couch That you wove in a loony bin Cut it out, it's a second-round bout Not the way of a gentleman Ah, give it up, get a job Take a pill and leave me be He's got a synapse lapse he don't think he has But it's been proven empirically "If they take something precious from me I'm gonna take something precious from them. " Oh now he's losing his constituency We thought "Oh, this could never happen again." If I take something precious from him He try to take something precious from me There's a battle in his head that he cannot win There's a man that he could never be Oh no Way to go He's the mayor Oh, I'm quite tired of this lunatic Why must we suffer 'cause the mayor's sick? He say: "All abandon from this sinking ship." And he's off on another trip No, he don't care about environment He has made this a sh**ty place My interest rate shrinks at a rapid pace Compounded daily on my worried face "If they take something precious from me I'm gonna take something precious from them. " Oh now he's losing his constituency We thought "Oh, this could never happen again." If I take something precious from him He try to take something precious from me There's a battle in his head that he cannot win There's a man that he could never be Oh no Way to go (2x) He's the mayor "If they take something precious from me I'm gonna take something precious from them. " Oh now he's losing his constituency We thought "Oh, this could never happen again." (You're gonna hang your head and cry) If I take something precious from him He try to take something precious from me There's a battle in his head that he cannot win There's a man that he could never be (go ahead, go ahead and cry) You're gonna hang your head and cry Your gonna hang your head and cry You're gonna cry (He's the mayor) (Oh no, way to go, he's the mayor)