[Verse 1] Tell me how come he don't come and PLP with me Down at the meter no more And how come, how come he turn off the TV And he hang that sign out on the door Well we call and we call How come we say Hey what could make a boy behave this way Well he learned all the lines now And everytime he don't, he don't st-st-stutter when he talks Well it's true, it's true he sure has acquired some kind of cool And inspired sort of jazz when he walks Where is his jacket and his old blue jeans? Oh if this ain't healthy it is some kind of clean [Chorus] I think that Chuck E's in love Chuck E's, Chuck E's in love Chuck E's in love, Chuck E's in... [Bridge] I don't believe what you're saying to me This is something that I have got to see Well is he here? I'll look in the pool hall Is he here? I tell you I'll look in the d**tore Is he here? No, he don't come here no more [Verse 2] I tell you what, honey, I saw him He was sitting behind us down at the Pantages Hey whatever it is that he's got up his sleeve I hope it's not contagious Well is that her? Is that her there? Oh Christ, I even think he's combed his hair Well is that her? Oh what is her name? It's never gonna be the same Oohh that's not her, baby, I know what's wrong 'Cause Chuck E's in love with the little girl singing this song [Chorus] Don't you know Chuck E's in love Oh Chuck E's, Chuck E's in love Chuck E's in love, Chuck E's in love Chuck E's in love He's in love with me