Mel Torme - Midnight Swinger lyrics

Hey Midnight Swinger, how's the world's greatest lover tonight? Emancipated women's own special delight So how can the world's last living Ca**onova be alone? They don't appreciate the fine kind of lovin' you make On a scale of 7 you would get a 8 But you're home by your lonesome most every night You watch Johnny Carson till you turn out the light He's pretty funny and it looks like you are too...Irresistable You!! Hey Midnight Swinger, who's got the heart that you're breaking tonight? A center-fold playmate or a movie star type? So how can the world's new Marcello Mastroianni be so blue? My, what a long, long wait! Your geisha girl seems to be late Who's gona fan 'ya? Who's gonna peel your grape? Well, it loks like another bored evening at home No loving tonight just instant breakfast alone If loser's had contests there's no doubt how you'd do...Undefeatable you!