Mel Cooleys - Dougs First Date lyrics

Doug pets his dog Dog watches Doug Dog feels the stress Doug gives dog bone Dog sniffs his bu*t While Doug gets dressed Dog seems impressed With Doug's cologne Doug feeds his fish Fish don't do sh** Fish don't play fetch Doug hates fish so Fish hides in fern While Doug has fits Fish don't do sh** Fish got to go First you're born Then you walk Then you boy scout Then you drive Then you drink Then you leave Then you marry Then you die Doug calls to Mom Mom checks his tie Mom checks his breath Doug looks so young Mom gives Doug cash While Doug shifts weight Mom hates first dates Mom bites her tongue First a flicker Then a flame Then an ember Then an ash Take the cash, Doug Take the cash She's a lovely girl She's a lovely girl Such a lovely girl Doug greets his dog Dog smiles at Doug Dog feels relief Doug fills dog's dish Dog settles in While Doug finds bone Dog's glad Doug's home Dog, Mom, Doug, Fish First an acorn Then a tree Then an acorn Then a tree Then an acorn Then a tree Then an acorn Then a tree