[Village Quartet] Hmmmmm... Welcome to Transylvania We're very happy that you're here! Welcome to Transylvania We greet you with a mighty cheer! Chalujnik! [Kemp] We're considered both a d**h and a Tourist Trap [All Five] Thanks to all the Frankensteins You put us on the map! [Ba**] So... [Village Quartet] Welcome to Transylvania [Kemp] Though vampires s** your blood at night And werewolves prowl in the pale moonlight [All Five] And zombies have a tendency to roam It's the place that we humbly call Home Transylvania!